Dec 19
According to a team of female researchers who all recently sustained injuries due to various accidents, domestic abuse does not exist. More coverage at: onion.com
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Domestic Abuse Headlines
- How to Prevent Wife Abuse in Marriage - 15 Personal Strategies a Husband Can AdoptIt is very good to determine well before courtship and marriage how you want your marriage to be. Your early preparation has a way of making you know the qualities you want in your spouse. The closer a spouse is to your ideal, the less the adjustment you would make after marriage and the lesser the chances of friction in the relationship. […]
- Healing From Domestic Violence - Why Heal Boundary Issues and Habits of Victimization"When I'm with you and I suddenly notice that I have lost me to my expense, then I'm no good for you, for me or for the relationship." This is an important learning step in healing from domestic violence. […]
- Thinking Errors and Toxic RelationshipsSo how important is it to choose the right partner? It could be a matter of life or death if you choose the wrong person. Author Stanton Samenow studied behavior pattern of criminals. He applied the term, thinking errors to these criminals. […]
- The Types of Domestic Violence and How to Fight BackDomestic abuse may occur in a wide variety of situations. It may include not only physical abuse, but also sexual abuse, in which the abuser uses force to compel the victim to participate in a sexual act. This can occur even if the victim and the abuser are married or in a romantic relationship […]
- Will You Be Unstoppable in Your Healing From Mental Emotional Abuse?What happened to your hold on your identity in a mentally abusive relationship? Learning to stop looking for rescue and start learning to save yourself is a key step on your journey to emotional healing. It is the key to finding the unstoppability you need within yourself. […]
- The 7 Mistakes All Emotionally Abused Women MakeEvery woman who has been a victim of domestic violence believes she made mistakes that triggered the physical, emotional and verbal attacks. She confuses the blame her abusive partner levels at her with being at fault. […]
- Four Different Types of Abuse in RelationshipsIt is very difficult to distinguish and identify abuse, especially when it is done by your own family members. The abuse in a relationship can be perpetrated by a spouse, sibling or even parents. Most people will tolerate the abuse and keep on going about their daily lives thinking that they were at fault. However, this is not true. […]
- Daughter in an Abusive Relationship - How to Recognize Domestic Abuse and Inspire Healthy ChangeWhen your daughter is in an abusive relationship, you feel helpless because you know that your efforts to impact change may indeed inflame matters. Yet, you know you can't sit still and pretend that all is well when it is not. Here are some guidelines to think about when pondering, how to help your daughter in an abusive relationship. […]
- How to Get Your Story of Abuse Into the MediaHow mothers can get their story of abuse into the media. Follow these simple rules and you can do it! […]
- Why Do Women Put Up With Abuse?Women consistently put up with abuse for several reasons. One is their own upbringing which tells them that man is superior and they have to depend on them for a living. Also, the way they were treated as children. They often hold themselves responsible for the abuse even if it has been inflicted by a parent or anyone else. […]
Wow these guys are not PC. Rare.
kinky…
Sadly, the percentage of correctly made samwiches hasn’t increased.
Lesbian?
This explains why my brother was run over by a car. Thanks Onion.
what do a thousand battered Monkor001 have in commond ?
no brain !
no nutts!
no women!
HAHA! That was so wrong that I couldn’t stop laughing!
What do a thousand battered women have in common?
They just don’t listen
Those cantankerous doorknobs.
My Unicorn has a boner!
The fuck? I wanted to see the kitten diving. You’ll show me that domestic abuse isn’t a problem anymore, but you have a problem with kittens?
At least now scientists can begin working on a cure for clumsiness.
sweety, i think u need help…
i dare my boyfriend to give me a good ass whoopin…
unless you count gary larson
well that closed the book on domestic abouse
Some of us womens be needin a good ass whoppin. I know my boyfriend loves me even though.
i hate you.
Any use going over the same data over andover
“There’s no domestic violence. I think everyone should mind their own business.”
Everyone of the female scientists have bruises and bandages.
Dark, dark humor that only the Onion can deliver well.
fuuuck. this is my favorite one out of all these videos. hahahaha
perfectly understandable explanations..
poorly placed doorknobs. that shit killed me!!!!
0:50
wat does she say?? i cant catch…
“i dont think its —- same data over n over”
It’s funny yet sad at the same time =p
Yeah. They always Seem to Trip and
Land On Our Fist. Accidents happen…
if only women werent so clumsy
haha!
Now if only we weren’t so clumsy. LMAO!